In the News: God sending tsumanis to US!!!


Orlando TV station WFTV is reporting that Pat Robertson has been talking to God again,. And the Deity must must be all het up, cuz he's sending some deep water this-a-way!!
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.


WFTV doesn't report what is getting God mad. Maybe he dropped his popcorn at a sneak peek of "The Da Vinci Code."

Anyway, after his recent goofs -- calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and claiming that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was a GodSlap for pulling out of Gaza -- one wonders whither come those voices in Pat's head.
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Photo of Pat Robertson, courtesy AP via WFTV. Pat is crazy in this photo.